Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Toxic-Smelling Laundry!

YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!!!

Never in my entire life have I smelt anything such disgusting, noxious, foul-smelling, and even stomach-churning stench before! I was helping doing the laundry for my dad's work clothes, and as I dumped the bucket of soaked clothes out, I was blasted with a smell that will haunt me for eternity. I cringed, and I almost gagged, this is the worst smell that I have ever encounted. Ever.

Sweaty shirt, sweaty pants, sweaty underwear and especially sweaty socks, soaked inside a tub of water for an entire day, it's the perfect ingredient to make a stinkbomb that'll dissipate even the worst unruly crowds. I think it needs an entire bottle of softener to get rid of that rubbish dump and rotted cuttlefish smell.

Now that I just mentioned this to mom too, she's apparently laughing her head off.

I think I just caught a whift of the stench, now please excuse me as I get back to my room and shove a piece of air-freshener up my nose.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

erlack. i think i can smell u here. =P

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. I smelled this yucky smell before, so I totally emphatise with your plight. Bless you, bro~

Unknown said...

we could use that toxic concoction of yours to finally put an end to the rat and cockroach infestation here in our house.

gianne said...

hahhaah! now ye understand the pain of a 'woman''s chore